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Robotic Referees

       So I've been brain storming hmm how can two different sports be played on the same field simultaneously in a cross shape fashion, and then I realized, robotic referees. Robotic referees can serve many functions off the field as well, in the streets, at the play ground, at the library. De-fund the police, up-fund robotic referees.

The Trifecta of Time

       I have this philosophy, but trying to fit it into a sequence shaped tangent is difficult. i don't think humans go directly to heaven after they die, I think there is another stage of life where we connect mentally to everyone that has ever existed, its basically like the internet with no filter or hiding, everyone can free roam into anyone's mind, to read the record of every thought anyone has ever had. It's basically hell for most people, but its like before heaven happens every single person that has ever existed needs to completely understand and forgive every person, which of course is not going to happen instantaneously, it could take years, even centuries. ​      But I think there needs to be a physical form for this to work, a person can't feel embarrassed without a nervous system, and a person can't grow wings without breaking through their cocoon of nervousness. So basically I'm saying each person will feel each person prying into their thoughts,

Chicken first, then egg (part 1)

       I am coming to the conclusion that the chicken came first, not the egg. Every organism in existence continuously evolves when faced with environmental change, thus at some point the chicken was a microscopic insect that continually grew to devour it's enemies, and eventually stabilized to what it is now, but during that evolution the egg was created as a defense mechanism, it was not always there.

Blackholes

       Breaking the myth about time changing speed in black hole, it doesn't, like you might think if you were in a ship falling into a black hole you would look at a clock and see the the clockwork of that old ass clock you have in your hand slowing down, all the gears in it are slowly turning slower than before, but if that was so than the neurons shooting between your eyes and brain would also slow down so you wouldn't even see a difference.      But most of all because time isn't a thing, its just a measurement. But also everything is time, temperature is a form of time, all energy is vibrations of different speeds, like a bunch of marbles vibrating off each other and being crunched together and shifting around each other, the spaces and motion shapes of all these energies is what gives a molecule it's structure and how it interacts with other molecules, i mean that's how i imagine it all works. And then consciousness itself is kinda just a self perpetuating pa

Indecent Exposé

     So today I was strolling past a light rail stop, and there's a drinking fountain, and this guy standing at the drinking fountain had those mini pants on, the kind of pants that can't be pulled up all the way to the waist but only like half way up the thigh region, so the entirety of his underwear is exposed, and the way he just stood at the drinking fountain without drinking from it I was sure he was just washing his dick in it, I kinda wanted to go around him and prove this theory to myself but I didn't want to seem like a weirdo.

Pi is wrong

  I have a hypothesis but don't know enough math to prove it. I think the endless trail of digits in Pi is what causes static in radio transmission. Wouldn't it be insane if aliens were using our noise static as channels for their own hidden transmission, can you imagine those algorithms? ZOINKS!! Ok so like I don't think we're using the correct number for Pi, we should really just use 22/7 or 23/7, i forget what the Greeks used to use, but 2 months ago i was fiddling for 3 hours with a calculator and came to my own epiphany that most prime numbers, when dividing another number, will leave a repeating pattern of decimal numbers, the number of digits in the pattern is usually 1 less than the prime number your dividing by. 22/7 has 6 digits that repeat infinitely. I think mathematicians just gotta get over the idea that a circle is 360 degrees, I think it has to be changed in order to get a true sine wave. Wouldn't that be trippy as fuck if aliens figured out a way to

The human brain on acid

  (smokes a bowl)... I think the biggest misconception about tripping on lsd is the "Expand your mind" phrase, its become so cliche' and i think people who are afraid to try lsd generally assume it just means to be open to new life experiences and try new flavors at starbucks. Also i think lsd just gets a bad name because most people who talk about it just aren't smart enough to explain it. Lsd can tap into the parts of your brain that haven't been used. Typically you get the sensation that your thinking on the outside, looking in. From this vantage point you can un-program all your hard wired behaviors. You will also start to make giant connections you never realized before, about anything, everything you've ever known is condensed into more efficient understandings, its like a defraging your computer's hard drive. In my dia-journ, which is diary and journal combined, i would refer to this entire mechanism as "encapsulation" becau