Itchy 8 ball

 

    I think billiards tables will hit 2 dollars within our life time. Soon they will all be equipped with credit card readers. Next thing you know you're trying to get bank loan on a house "sorry but you're what we in the industry call a 'high risk', you seem to scratch on the 8 ball quite often, i don't think we can help you."

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