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Itchy 8 ball

       I think billiards tables will hit 2 dollars within our life time. Soon they will all be equipped with credit card readers. Next thing you know you're trying to get bank loan on a house "sorry but you're what we in the industry call a 'high risk', you seem to scratch on the 8 ball quite often, i don't think we can help you."

Elon Musk is a fabricated character

       Firstly, Elon Musk isn't a real engineer, he's just a trust fund rich kid who made lucky investments on other people's inventions. He's basically just the Steve Jobs of science. He's not so much of a human being as he is just a brand name. They want to attach this name to all these things so people will buy into it. It's literally not possible to do all the things that he pretends to do, he's not head engineer on space rockets, smart cars, neural technology, and whatever the fuck else he supposedly does, it's all horse shit. His main job is basically to read scripts and stay informed on what his companies are doing so he can sound like he knows what he's talking about for interviews. I was always skeptical that he was just a fabricated character, but when he announced he was taking over twitter, that solidified my hypothesis. I think there's either one of two things going on here. First theory: He was hired by the government to play this...

Eminem's daughter is a Juggalo

       Everyone and their mom already knows Eminem and ICP had beef back in the day, and then it kinda just faded away. Although there wasn't really a decided winner, I think ICP easily won when they slapped Eminem with "Let me take off this white shirt so you can see my bird chest".      This needs to be said, ICP is 100 times better than Eminem. Seriously ICP is far better than what people give them credit for. More specifically I mean Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope is a very legit rapper, but Violent J seems to be the mastermind to it all, and typically on ICP records Violent J does 80% of the rapping. I loved the Slim Shady LP, and the Marshall Mathers LP was alright, but everything after that has been mostly boring trash with maybe one or two decent songs here and their. ICP has been nonstop amazing and haven't gone a single year without putting out a disc literally since they started. These days they're putting out three albums a year or more, it's li...

The Darker Ages

       I think once the sun burns out it will still be hot for a long ass time after, so it will be constantly dark outside but we'll be good for a while on that radiation heat, although we'll probably start getting all warped and lose shape consistency in our faces.