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     So today I was strolling past a light rail stop, and there's a drinking fountain, and this guy standing at the drinking fountain had those mini pants on, the kind of pants that can't be pulled up all the way to the waist but only like half way up the thigh region, so the entirety of his underwear is exposed, and the way he just stood at the drinking fountain without drinking from it I was sure he was just washing his dick in it, I kinda wanted to go around him and prove this theory to myself but I didn't want to seem like a weirdo.

  I have a hypothesis but don't know enough math to prove it. I think the endless trail of digits in Pi is what causes static in radio transmission. Wouldn't it be insane if aliens were using our noise static as channels for their own hidden transmission, can you imagine those algorithms? ZOINKS!! Ok so like I don't think we're using the correct number for Pi, we should really just use 22/7 or 23/7, i forget what the Greeks used to use, but 2 months ago i was fiddling for 3 hours with a calculator and came to my own epiphany that most prime numbers, when dividing another number, will leave a repeating pattern of decimal numbers, the number of digits in the pattern is usually 1 less than the prime number your dividing by. 22/7 has 6 digits that repeat infinitely. I think mathematicians just gotta get over the idea that a circle is 360 degrees, I think it has to be changed in order to get a true sine wave. Wouldn't that be trippy as fuck if aliens figured out a way to

  (smokes a bowl)... I think the biggest misconception about tripping on lsd is the "Expand your mind" phrase, its become so cliche' and i think people who are afraid to try lsd generally assume it just means to be open to new life experiences and try new flavors at starbucks. Also i think lsd just gets a bad name because most people who talk about it just aren't smart enough to explain it. Lsd can tap into the parts of your brain that haven't been used. Typically you get the sensation that your thinking on the outside, looking in. From this vantage point you can un-program all your hard wired behaviors. You will also start to make giant connections you never realized before, about anything, everything you've ever known is condensed into more efficient understandings, its like a defraging your computer's hard drive. In my dia-journ, which is diary and journal combined, i would refer to this entire mechanism as "encapsulation" becau