Fancy Ketchup is so pretentious

"I'm just a little on the fence with Kathy Lee Gifford's policy on reanimating aborted fetuses and raising them to be pet companions for all the un-rescued dogs at shelters" - how I think fancy people's conversations probably sound like.

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